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Star Fox Adventures in Robin Hood part 4

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Star Fox Adventures in Robin Hood part 4
By: Talon334/Haseo4455
Nottingham. Archery performance�s day. The archery tournament is a plot. Sir Hiss is intent on catching Robin Hood. Wolf O’Donnell and Panther Caroso were also patrolling the grounds.  The very best archers of England had come to this shooting match and they gathered in the great tent, inspecting their bows and arrows and talking of the good shots they had made in their day.  

Prince John Hiss, this is a red-letter day. A �coup d�etat� to coin a Norman phrase.  
Sir Hiss Yes, indeed, Sire. Your plan to capture Robin Hood in public is sheer genius. Hoo, hoo, hoo!  
Prince John Hiss, no one sits higher than the King. Must I remind you, Hiss? Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.  
Sir Hiss Do forgive me. I didn�t mean�  
Prince John My trap is baited and set. And then, revenge! Ah, revenge!  
Sir Hiss Shhh. Not so loud, Sire. Remember, only you and I know, and your s-s-secret is my s-s-secret.  
Prince John Stop hissing in my ear. Secret? What secret?  
Sir Hiss The capture of Robin Hood, Sire.  

Wolf O’Donnell: with Fox McCloud out of the way I will be the leader

Panther Caroso: And Krystal will be mine

Prince John That insolent blackguard. Ooh! I�ll show him who wears the Crown.  
Sir Hiss I share your loathing, Sire. That scoundrel fooled you with that silly disguise, then robbed you, making you look utterly ridiculous.  
Prince John Enough! Hiss, you deliberately dodged.  
Sir Hiss But, but--- but Sire� please.  
Prince John Stop snivelling and hold still.  
Sir Hiss Thank you Sire.

Panther Caroso: Don’t worry Wolf I’ll be patrolling the grounds

The plan was that Fox McCloud Thundara Wolf and Robin Hood would slip into the tournament in disguise Falco Slippy and Peppy would keep an eye from the royal box as for Krystal and Speedy they would walk around looking for spies

They saw Maid Marian and Klucky walking by
Maid Marian Klucky I�m so excited. But how will I recognize him?  
Lady Kluck Uh, he�ll let you know somehow. That young rogue is full of surprises, my dear.  
Robin Hood There she is, Little John. Isn�t she beautiful?  
Little John Cool it, lover boy. Your heart�s running away with your head.  
Robin Hood Oh stop worrying. This disguise would fool my own mother.  
Little John Aha, but your mom ain�t here. You got to fool old Bushel Britches.

Thundara: This is exciting my first ever archery tournament

Fox McCloud: Just remember the plan

Robin Hood Sheriff, Your Honour. Meetin� you face to face is a real treat. A real treat.  
Sheriff Well, now thank you. Oh excuse me. I gotta go win this tournament.
Fox McCloud: you just try  
Little John Hey, Rob�s not a bad actor, but wait till he sees this scene. I lay on Prince John. Ah�.me Lord, my esteemed Royal Sovereign of the Realm, the head man himself, you�re beautiful.  
Prince John Ha, ha. He has style, eh, Hiss? �Du savoir faire il y a n�est ce pas�, Hiss?  
Little John Took the words from my mouth, P.J.  
Prince John P.J.! I like that. You know I do. Hiss, put it on my luggage. P.J. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! P.J., yes.  
Sir Hiss Humph! And you, who might you be, sir?  
Little John I am Sir Reginald, Duke of Chutney. And don�t stick your tongue out at me, kid. And now, Your Mightiness, allow me to lay some protocol on you he�s going to kiss his hand but�

Falco: We are his royal guards  

Prince John Oh, no. Forgive me, but I lose more jewels that way. Please, sit down.  
Little John Thanks P.J. Nothing better than the royal box. Oh, hey! Hey, what�s this? Oh, excuse me buster  
Sir Hiss Buster? You, sir, have taken my seat.  
Prince John Hiss, with you around, who needs a court jester? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Now get out there and sep your snake eyes open for you-know-who.  
Sir Hiss You--- you mean I--- I�m being dismissed?  
Little John You heard his Mightiness. Move it, creepy. Get lost. Be gone, long one.  
Sir Hiss What cheek! Creepy. Buster. Long one! Who�s that duke think he is?  
Allan-A-Dale He�s up to something.  
Friar Tuck Yeah. Come on.  

Krystal: Right behind you

Sir Hiss buys a balloon and floats skyward attached to it. Friar Tuck shoots Sir Hiss out of the skies by firing an arrow from a mandolin-string and stuffs him into a beer-barrel.

Speedy: That takes care of scale face
Krystal: Now where is Panther Caroso  

Robin Hood Ah, Your Ladyship. I beg your pardon; it�s a great honour to shoot for the favour of a lovely lady like yourself. Hope I win the kiss.  
Maid Marian Oh! Well, thank you my thin-legged archer. I wish you luck whispering with all my heart.  
Sir Hiss Hmmmm. I wonder�

Crocodile Your Highness, with your Royal permission, we�re ready to begin.  
Prince John Proceed, Captain.  
Crocodile The Tournament of the Golden Arrow will now begin.

Thundara was excellent but as time went on it was clear he was going to win the tournment

The archers start shooting; among them there�s Toby�s father.  
Toby Yay, dad.  
People When the Sheriff shoots�. Boo! Boo! Boo! And when the Stork -i.e. Robin- shoots� Yay! Yay! Yay!  
Prince John A perfect bull�s-eye! Well, well.  
Little John That�s what you call pulling it back and letting it go, P.J.  

Wolf O’Donnell: Indeed but those two on the far end looks familiar they can’t be Fox and Thundara  

Robin Hood I�m gonna win that golden arrow and present myself to the lovely Maid Midarian�  
Sheriff Listen Scissorsbill, if you shoot as good as you blabbermouth you�re better than Robin Hood.  
Robin Hood Robin Hood, he says! Wow-wee! I�m tiptop, all right but I�m not as good as he is.

Little John Ha, ha! That kid�s got class, ain�t he, P.J.?  
Prince John Indeed, he has, Reggie. Ha, ha! Bravo! Bravo! Yes.

Falco: Way to go kids

Robin Hood Oh� by the way, I hear you�re having a little bit trouble getting your hands on that Robin Hood.  
Sheriff He�s scared of me. Now I told you. He didn�t show up here today. I can spot him through them phoney disguises.  
Sir Hiss It�s him! It�s Robin Hood! I can�t wait till I tell His Majesty. Unhand me, you�. Please, please, I don�t drink.

Crocodile Attention everyone. The final contestants are� the Honourable Sheriff of Nottingham�  
People Boo! Boo! Boo!  

Crocodile and the spindle-legged stork and his friends from Devonshire.  

People Yay! Yay! Yay!

Prince John My dear, I suspect you favour the gangly youth. Hm?  
Maid Marian Me? Uh� Why, yes Sire. Well, at least he amuses me.  
Prince John Coincidentally, my dear young lady, he amuses me, too. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Crocodile For the final shootout, move the target back 30 paces.  
Sheriff You heard him, Nutsy. Keep going. Move it, you birdbrain whispering And remember what you�re supposed to do.  

Panther Caroso: And make it look birdbrain

Nutsy Yes sir, Sheriff, sir. When the Sheriff shoots he jumps and the arrow is in the target�s centre  
People Boo! Boo! Boo!  
Sheriff Well, that shot wins the golden arrow, the kiss and the whole caboodle Although the Sheriff tries to fiddle the Stork, he fails�  
People Yay! Yay! Yay!  

Prince John makes a signal to the Captain and when the Stork goes confidentially up to the royal platform to receive his prize he�s captured. Wolf O’Donnell gestured to Panther to do the same  

Prince John Archer, I commend you, and because of your skill, you shall get what�s coming to you--- our royal congratulations.  
Robin Hood Oh, thank you kindly Your Highness. Meeting you face to face your High and Mighty is a real treat.  
Prince John Release the royal fingers. Aha. And now, I name you the winner, or more appropriately�Prince John tapps him on each shoulder with his sword, causing the disguise to fadll away ha, ha� the loser. Seize him. I sentence you to sudden, instant, and even immediate death. The Sheriff and the executioner seized the outlaw and bound him with ropes. Marian pleads for his life in vain  

Wolf O’Donnell: Hello Fox McCloud and Thundara you thought I would be fooled by your disguises

Maid Marian Oh no! Oh! Please. Please, Sire. I beg you to spare his life. Please, have mercy.  
Prince John Dear emotional lady, why should I?  
Maid Marian Because I love him, Your Highness.  
Prince John Love him? And does this prisoner return your love?  
Robin Hood Marian, my darling, I love you more than life itself.  
Prince John Ah, young love. Your pleas have not fallen upon a heart of stone, but traitors to the Crown must die!  
Robin Hood That crown belongs to King Richard. Long live King Richard!  

Thundara: You tell them Robin Hood

People Long live King Richard!  
Prince John Enough! I am King! King! King! Off with his head!  
Maid Marian Oh no.  
Prince John Robin�s friends are in despair when suddenly the Prince says Stop! Executioner, stop! Hold your axe!  
Little John He had quietly put his knife to Prince�s back and forces him to withdraw his orders Okay big show. Tell him to untie my buddy, or I�ll�  
Prince John Eeek! Sheriff, release my buddy--- I mean, release the prisoner.  
Sheriff Untie the prisoner?  

Panther Caroso: Have you gone nuts

Lady Kluck You heard what he said, Bushel Britches.  
Prince John Sheriff, I make the rules, and since I�m the headman-to Little John not so hard, you mean thing-Let him go! For heaven�s sakes, let him go!  
Lady Kluck Yeehee! Love conquers all!  
Robin Hood I owe my life to you, my darling.  
Maid Marian I couldn�t have lived without you, Robin.

Sheriff Something funny�s going on here.  
Little John Now P.J. tell Robin to kiss Maid Marian, or you�re my pin cushion  
Sheriff Why, you�  
Prince John Kill him! Don�t stand there! Kill him! Robin, Little John and all his friends battle with Prince John and the royal guards. Prince John tries to kill Robin by the back� Don�t hurt me! Help! Help! he runs away and hides� Kill him!  

Wolf O’Donnell: Your cornered now Fox McCloud

Thundara: Fox look out

Two figures stood in the shadows one of them was a strange creature he had what appeared to be wings the other was a wolf his fur was a little grey like a misty colored the winged figure threw something to cause Fox to duck while the other figure threw a rock with a note on it which knocked Wolf out Thundara looked but the two figures were gone

Thundara: What is this a note

Note: We will meet soon my friend

Lady Kluck to Marian Run for it, lassie. This is no place for a lady and she fights also as a man Take that, you scoundrel!  
Maid Marian Help! Robin, Help!  
Robin Hood he rescues her as a �Tarzan� Marian, madam, will you marry me?  
Maid Marian Darling, I thought you�d never ask me. But you could�ve chosen a more romantic setting.  
Robin Hood And for our honey-moon�. London  
Maid Marian Yes  
Robin Hood Normady, sunny Spain!

Panther Caroso chased after the other members of Star Fox when he turned the corner he saw Krystal showing her legs he whistled and from behind a curtain Speedy hit him on the head with his mallet  

Speedy: Works everytime

Maid Marian Why not?  
Little John Oh, what a main event this is. What a beautiful brawl. Hey, who�s driving this flying umbrella?  
Robin Hood We�ll have six children  
Maid Marian Six?, oh a dozen at least Take that!  
Crocodile Attention, everyone�  
Prince John Stop the girl! Ooh!  
Lady Kluck Take that, you scurvy knave!  
Prince John Seize the fat one!  
Lady Kluck Eeeh! Long live King Richard! Yahoo!

Prince John Hiss, you�re never around when I need you.  
Sir Hiss Coming, coming� ha, ha.. For I�m jolly good fellow Hoo, hoo, hoo Oh there you are, old boy. P.J. you won�t believe this but the stork is really Robin Hood.  
Prince John Robin Hood. Aah! Get out of that if you can.

Winged Figure: Great job

Dog Figure: Thanks do you think they saw us

Winged Figure: Nope

Dog Figure: Great

The two figures vanished who are those two can they be trusted only time will tell stay tune for the next part of Star Fox Adventures in Robin Hood
Here is Part 4 of this thrilling adventure starring Thundara Wolf :iconthunderwolf1925: and Speedy :iconprimeforce2: as they were saved by a Winged Figure and a Dog Figure who are they and what is their role only time will tell
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i think we should do this one in notes keep notes put them together