Leo Benny Johnny adventure of 101 dalmations #4

Leo Benny and Johnny’s adventure of 101 dalmations part 4

By: Talon334/Haseo4455

London. The twilight bark is working and soon the Pongos know the good news.

Perdita  What is it Pongo? What is it?

Pongo  It’s the Great Dane. He has news for us. He’ll meet us at Primrose Hill.

Perdita  How’ll we get out?

Pongo  The back bedroom window. It’s always open a wee bit. C’mon.

Rae: Come on Johnny

Johnny: But I am tired

Leo: Johnny come on

Vitaly: If you come I’ll make you a great meal

Johnny: Johnny loves roasts

Johnathan: Come on guys to Primrose Hill  

Primrose Hill.

Great Dane  Woof! Woof! Pongos, you’ve made it. Good.

Pongo  What’s the word? What’s the news?

Perdita  Have they found our puppies?

Leo: And our friends

Great Dane  They’ve been located somewhere north of here in Suffolk.

Perdita  Oh, thank heaven!

Great Dane  Can you leave tonight?

Pongo  Oh yes, of course.

Perdita  We can leave right away.

Great Dane  Good. I’ll go along as far as Caruden Road and give you instructions. When you reach Withermarsh contact old Towser. He’ll direct you to the Colonel and the Colonel will take you to your puppies at the De Vil place.

Perdita  De Vil?

Pongo  The De Vil place?

Perdita  Oh Pongo, it was her!

Rae: And Heath

Great Dane  Oh, someone you know?

Pongo  Precisely, there’s no time to explain they run  

Perdita  I hope we’re not too late.

Great Dane  Good luck Pongo! If you lose your way contact the barking chain. They’ll be standing by!

Pongo and Perdy continue running during the whole night. It doesn’t matter the rain, or the snow…  

Captain  Any news Colonel?

Colonel  No. Not a blast thing. They’re lost or captured, or something or other. Who knows what.

Tibs  Colonel, here comes a car.

Colonel  Oh, come now, Tibs. Don’t be ridiculous. They wouldn’t be driving.

Tibs  Yes, I know sir but it’s heading for Hell Hall. It… it’s stopping at the gate!

Colonel  It is? Well, blast it all! Better see what’s up. On the double man. On the double!

Tibs  Yes sir!

Thundara: Coming sire

Colonel  Take over, Captain.

Captain  Righto, sir.  

Hell Hall. Cruella’s arrived. So did Heath

TV  I’m sorry Mr. Simpkin. The answer is no, no, no. Six down, four to go.

Cruella  I’ve got no time to argue. It’s got to be done tonight.

TV  … it must be a yes or no question, Inspector?

Cruella  Do you understand? Tonight!

Heath: We can’t get let their friends stop us

Horace  But they ain’t big enough.

Jasper  You couldn’t get half a dozen coats out of the whole caboodle. And two throw rugs

Tibs  Coats! Dog-skin coats?

Thundara: Throw rugs that must be by Heath wants Benny and Talon out of the way

Cruella  We’ll settle for half a dozen! We can’t wait! The police are everywhere. I want the job done tonight!

Horace  How’re we gonna do it?

Cruella  Any way you like. Poison them, drown them, bash them in the head. You got any chloroform?

Heath: As for Benny and Talon skin them  

Jasper  Not a drop.

Horace  And no ether “ee-ther”

Jasper  Eye-ther.

Cruella  I don’t care how you kill the beasts, but do it… and do it now!

Jasper  Aw, please, miss. Have pity. Can we see the rest of the show first?

Horace  We want to see “What’s my crime?”

Heath: No you morons

Cruella  Now, listen, you idiots! I’ll be back in the morning and the job better be done or I’ll… I’ll call the police! Do you understand?

Cruella and Heath walked out and slammed the door

Horace  I think they means it.

Jasper  Ah… we’ll get on with it as soon as the show’s over.

TV  …will you please sign in, sir?

Thundara: We don’t have much time Tibs

Tibs  whispering Hey kids, you’d better get out of here if you want to save your skin.
Puppy  But how?

Tibs  Shhh. There’s a hole in the wall, there by the door. C’mon shake a leg. Psst. Kids, follow me.

Horace  Hey Jasper, look! Ha ha ha ha! It’s old Meathead.

Jasper  Yeah, what do you know…. Old Meathead Fauncewater?

Tibs  C’mon, don’t crowd. One at a time. One at a time!

Thundara: Come on I’ll help

Benny: Remind me to put in a good word with my partners

Talon: Same here

TV  Now for our last contestant, this evening meet Mr. Percival Fauncewater. Mr. Percival Fauncewater if the panel fails to guess your unusual crime in ten questions you will receive two weeks vacation at a seaside resort all expenses paid. That is after you’ve paid your debt to society. Now, who will take the first question? Inspector?

TV (Inspector)  Could your crime be classified as larceny? A theft burglary?

Tibs  Straighten out! Form a queue… along the wall. Snap it up.

TV  Mr. Fauncewater is a burglar by trade but in this case his crime was not a burglary. I’m sorry, the answer is no Jasper and Horace laugh One down, nine to go. Miss Birdwell?

TV (Mrs. Birdwell)  If your crime wasn’t robbery did you… oh dear, what I mean is, do something of a violent nature, that is…

TV  Come, Miss Birdwell we’re running short of time.

TV (Mrs. Birdwell)  Oh yes, of course. So sorry. Did you do someone in?

Tibs  Oh.

TV  I’m sorry, the answer is no. Two down eight to go. Mrs. Simpkins?

Tibs  to Lucky Psst. Hey kid, let’s go.

TV (Mrs. Simpkins)  All right then. Could it be a violation of a city ordinance?

TV  … eh no.

Horace  Hey get out of the way, you little runt!

TV  Three down, seven to go. Inspector?

TV (Inspector)  Very confusing, I must say. Surely this crime could…

TV (Buzzer)  I’m terribly sorry I’m afraid we’ve run out of time.

Horace  Ain’t that always the way!

TV  Would it be possible for Mr. Fauncewater to come back next week? Then we could finish out little game. Good night audience. See you next week at this same time on “What’s my crime?”

Jasper  Ah, oh well. C’mon Horace. Let’s go on with it I’ll pop’em on the head, you do the skinnin’

Horace  Oh no, you don’t Jasper! I’ll pop ‘em off and you do the skinnin’

Jasper  Hey Horace! Look! They’re gone. They flew the coop. Right out through this hole. Here, grab a torch. We’ll run ‘em down before you can say “Bob’s your uncle” They discover the puppies climbing stairs up There they go, Horace, up the stairs whistling Here puppies, here puppies! C’mon now. Don’t go hiding from ol’ uncle Jasper, he-he. I ain’t gonna hurt you.

Horace  I thought we was gonna pop ‘em off.  As for Talon and Benny we will make rugs out of them

Jasper  Shut up! Take a squint in there. I’ll check these other two rooms whistling Here puppies! Come on out! Come on wherever you are They go out from under the bed Horace! Oh! It’s the mangy tabby cat. He’s the ringleader! Head ‘em off. Head ‘em--- You bungling blockhead!

Tibs  Back here! Back here! Shhh. Here they come.

Jasper  Double-crossin’ little twerps, pullin’ a snitch on us! After we took care of ‘em. Heath and Cruella will be mad at us

Horace  There’s gratitude for you. It ain’t fair Jasper.

Jasper  Horace! There they go!

Colonel  Sergeant? I say Sergeant!

Tibs  Sorry. No time to explain. Busy sir.  

Jasper  Shut the door, Horace. We’ll close in on ‘em. Enough of this “ring around the rosy”.

End of Part 4